The Fantasy Premier League for 2023–2024 is now open! So, you’ve signed up to play the game, carefully chosen your team, made a kit, and now you’re at the awful team name screen.
We’ve all been there, spending way more time than is good trying to come up with a funny football pun that will make the rest of the league laugh.
‘Harry’s Heroes’ and ‘Steve’s XI’ may have once been part of your Fantasy League, but now it’s all about the funniest, punniest, and worst wordplay possible. Some players really do have to live with bad Fantasy names for the rest of their lives. Jeff Schlupp, yes. The eyes are on you.
As Premier League fantasy football games start up again before the new season, GOAL is here to save you some time and effort.
We’ve put together a list of the 100 funniest fantasy football team names (family frendly). Read these quickly, and you’ll have your fantasy football team set up in no time!
Top 10 Funny football team names
10. Guns ’N Moses
9. Ayew Being Served?
8. The Wizard of Ozil
7. Flying Without Ings
6. Benteke Fried Chicken
5. Show Me Da Mane
4. Game of Throw-ins
3. Botman & Robin
2. Who Ate All Depays?
1. Haven’t Jota Clue
See the other 90 Funny football team names below
100. It’s Getting Messi
99. Only Kruls & Horses
98. Purple Reina
97. Hakuna Juan Mata
96. Top Dier
95. It’s All Gone Shane Long
94. Ibe Gotta Feeling
93. Batshuayi Crazy
92. Rhythm of Van Dijk
91. Two’s Kompany
90. Best Ings In Life Are Free
89. Bowen 747
88. Earth, Wind & Maguire
87. Citizen Kane
86. Krul Intentions
85. Giroud Awakening
84. Kepa Clean Sheet
83. Goals Aloud
82. Cry Me a River Plate
81. Dynamo Chicken Kiev
80. Cameroon Diaz
79. Backstreet Moyes
78. Diego Costa Coffee
77. Lads On Toure
76. No Kane, No Gain
75. Luke KyleWalker
74. Obi Wan-Bissaka
73. Krul and the Gang
72. Jurgener Believers
71. Alisson Wonderland
70. Lovren An Elevator
69. Gangster’s Allardyce
68. Crouch Potato
67. The Big Lewandowski
66. Olympique Mayonnaise
65. Aaron Wan-Bissaka Nil
64. Bilbao Baggins
63. Top of the Klopps
62. Come Digne With Me
61. Kings of Leon Osman
60. Dunk ‘n’ Donuts
59. Stranger Mings
58. Turkish De Ligt
57. Tea & Busquets
56. Pique and De Bruyne
55. Dzeko and the Bunnymen
54. The Cesc Pistols
53. TAA Very Much
52. Moves Like Agger
51. Sonic Huth
50. Neuer Gonna Give You Up
49. Silence of the Lahms
48. Losing My Reguilon
47. Inglorious Bas Dost
46. You Petr Cech Yourself
45. Pepe Pig
44. Bacuna Matata
43. Tinchy Sneijder
42. Obi-Wan Iwobi
41. One Flew Over Lukaku’s Nest
40. Maddison Avenue
39. Expected Toulouse
38. Dukes of Hazard
37. Willian Dollar Baby
36. Enter Shaqiri
35. Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
34. Ctrl Alt De Ligt
33. Giroud Let the Dogs out?
32. Fiorentina Turner
31. Haalandaise Sauce
30. Gross Pointe Blank
29. Kroos Control
28. Murder on Zidane’s floor
27. The Zarate Kid
26. Smack My Bilic Up
25. Pique Blinders
24. Victorious Secret
23. Blink-1 Eto’o
22. The Passion of the Cruyff
21. Egg Fried Reus
20. How I Met Your Mata
19. Havertz Your Way
18. Absolutely Fabregas
17. Cesc and the City
16. Balotelli-Tubbies
15. Boom Xhakalaka
14. Neville Wears Prada
13. Klopps and Robbers
12. Lady Yaya
11. Lord of the Ings
